Now to address the elephant in the room. Yes that one (made with Plagiarizing Information Synthesis System, or PISS, generator. Sorry but not sorry, this message needed to be sent as fast as possible)
Q: Are our games and mods Cheese Pizza?
A: Hell yes they are! Put the pitchforks and torches away and let me explain. Rule 34 of internet states that “If it exists, there is porn of it.” While this rule is commonly attributed to the internet, in reality it is much older than that. As long as children exist, or there is someone who can imagine children, cheese pizza will be made. Now we, here at Rolling Computer Laboratories believe that real children should be kept safe from perverts like us.
Our goal here is to give some legal alternatives to pedophiles, so that we can leave children alone. We think that it is much more preferable to fap to a 3D model of a little girl than go out and molest a real life little girl.